I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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