by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I could fuck to npr.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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