It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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