he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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