I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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