so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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