I like my sex mixed with concussions.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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