Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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