so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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