? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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