i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
