I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
