Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
