I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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