He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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