He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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