Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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