Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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