I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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