i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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