i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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