Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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