Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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