is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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