Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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