She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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