This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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