I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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