rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't think brook has ever known best
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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