So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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