Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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