I'm so fucking centered right now
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
