TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
how does that bad decision feel?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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