Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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