let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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