i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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