I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
