North Korea, Best Korea!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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