I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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