No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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