I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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