Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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