even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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