dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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