Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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