Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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