i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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