Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize