Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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