Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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