have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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