Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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