i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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