what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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